90-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE 💯💰
If this doesn't get the gag-worthy reaction you expected from your friend, we offer a 90-day no questions asked money back guarantee!
THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FART... 💨 but hey, stuff happens, right? Next time there's an accident on mudslide mountain, be prepared! Our hilarious shart emergency survival kit is the ultimate gag gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates bathroom humor.
Because when nature calls... sometimes it doesn't wait for an answer! 🚽😱
THIS GAG GIFT GIVES NEW MEANING TO POTTY HUMOR. 🎁💩
Your best pals might be too mature for fart jokes (or so they claim), so we developed this high-class shart kit. Give 'em a present that'll have them laughing so hard they may need a quick bathroom break themselves.
The perfect gift for the friend who has everything... except emergency backup underwear! 😂
PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR ON-THE-RUN RUNS. 🏃♂️💨
There's a reason why our fully-functional novelty kit is number 1 when it comes to number 2. Each compact tin includes:
- Travel-size tissue pack 🧻
- Moist towelettes (NOTE: NOT FLUSHABLE)
- Disposable emergency underwear 🩲
- Hilarious "Survival Badge" for being so brave 🏅
Everything you need when things get... messy! 😬
PREPARE TO BE WIPED FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER. 🤣
You're in for a treat because the jokes in this kit might be a little corny, but they definitely don't stink. Your husband, boyfriend, brother, or buddy will be flushed with laughter when they open this funny bathroom emergency set.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling and actual bathroom emergencies from laughing too hard! 😆🚨
GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. ✅
We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email and we promise to make it right!
Because we stand behind our products... from a safe distance! 😉
Perfect for birthdays 🎂, white elephant exchanges 🎅, Secret Santa 🎄, office pranks 💼, or anyone who needs a good laugh! This is the gift they'll never forget (even if they want to!) 🎉
ORDER NOW and be the hero when disaster strikes! Your friends' dignity may be questionable, but their gratitude will be real! 🦸♂️💩
